Garfield on the oil crisis
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical
Our OIL is located in:
ALASKA
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
and
Texas
~~~
Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington, DC!!!
Any Questions ???
NO? I didn’t Think So.
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Posted on June 9, 2008, in Joke, News. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.
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Very GOOD! I want one of Newt Gingrich’s bumper stickers that say “Drill Here, Drill Now, Get off foreign oil”. Conservation is not the answer–innovation is!
I have to admit, I’m still laughting at the dipstick line! lol
I think I got this in an email once…loved it, thanks for making me smile with it, again! Garfield’s the best.